SUNGLASSES HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED FROM AN AIRPORT OUTSIDE LONDON. LAST SEEN ON THE FACE OF A LIFE SIZE SEX DOLL. PLEASE, LOOK EVERYWHERE FOR THEM. WHAT IF SHE DOESNT GET THEM BACK? THEY WERE GIVEN TO HER BY HER LATE FATHER, ALONG WITH A CAR, $300,000 CASH, AND 2 BIRKIN BAGS. THESE ARE SENTIMENTAL ITEMS THAT CAN NOT BE REPLACED. UNLESS SHE BUYS THEM ALL AGAIN, BUT STILL. PLEASE REPOST, GET THE WORD OUT. LET’S BRING THEM BACK HOME SAFE.
Tara Reid was married this past weekend. She’s beyond thrilled saying, “I’m gonna drink the shit outta this wedding”. Tara and her husband will be spending their honeymoon aboard the BudLight Port Paradise cruise ship.
Worlds Oldest Fetus: There is no Heaven, the afterlife is just a ‘fairy tale’
Stephen Hawking, the worlds oldest fetus, has stated that there is no Heaven. “Heaven is nothing more than a fairy story invented by people who are afraid of the dark”, said Stephen who uses a computer animated voice because his vocal cords never developed. “I sit here, in my own shit, as a fetus, dying for the last 50 years, and tell you that no…heaven is make-believe, and that this life we live, this fabulous wheelchair accessible world we live in is all that we have.”