August 2011
2 posts
Tara Reid married; Can't wait for BudLight Port...
Tara Reid was married this past weekend. She’s beyond thrilled saying, “I’m gonna drink the shit outta this wedding”. Tara and her husband will be spending their honeymoon aboard the BudLight Port Paradise cruise ship.
Firework video on FunnyorDie! →
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
http://www.youtube.com/user/hartmanncara#p/u/2/bC-V... →
May 2011
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April 2011
2 posts
Tornadoes Kill Hundreds; Ruin Royal Wedding for...
Tornadoes ripping through the south have leveled small towns, buried hundreds alive, and crushed the dreams of a perfect Royal Wedding Week for most. Killing over 200 and stealing precious wedding memories from more than 50,000, these are the most inconsiderate/meanest tornadoes in over 40 years.
“A Royal Wedding doesn’t just happen everyday. It happens once a lifetime. And it was...
November 2010
2 posts
Rosie O'Donnell free of breast cancer: Found lost...
This just in: Rosie O’Donnell free of breast cancer; Lump on breast was just a fallen baked potato. She’s glad she found it, quote: “I’ve been looking for that, I’m hungry, now i have 3 baked potatoes! And a ham!”
ATT: Carnival's Splendor Passengers
ATT: Carnival’s Splendor Passengers: We apologize for the delay on rescuing all 4,500 guests upon our beautiful ship- Just a few highlights the captain wants me to go over: Passengers with the last name starting with F-M, you will not be eating tonight, sorry for the inconvenience. Ladies, please, there STILL is no flushing of feminine products. Just a heads up, the Somali pirates are still...